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  • October 31, 2009

    Scare Kingdom

    posted by themudsharkinterview

    This happened on Wednesday night, but it was amazing. It's near Ribchester and situated at Mrs Dawson's Ice Cream place (very tasty that stuff, try it if you ever can).

    Firstly, they gave you disclaimer and warning:

    "Do not enter if you're pregnant or have a heart condtion".

    Had to lie about this. Really wanted to go in. Plus, if you're afraid of latex they warned you not to go in. So, a woman in a hood then led you to Strangleweed Hollow. Groups of twelve you go around in. I went in a five, three of teh Deadman family and a Newman. We call each other by our last names for some reason. My nickname is...well that would give something away. It involves No shit. So us five met up with a a pairing and a group of teenager chavs with loud pitch screams. They had cool wellingtons on though.

    You get a windup torch which another girl in our group broke by snapping off the thing to up it with. So, we went around, guided by a full moon.

    Along the way, you meet actors. Some just jump out at you to scare you. Others chat to you. Like we met a woman who aske the men of teh goup whether they would be her dead baby's Father. Or if we would like to drink some root beer.

    The stroy is about Damien. His Mother got given some beans to grow roots with. They ended up being the root of all evil. The beer when drank made the person go mad. So, the whole town was infested by it.

    We met the sheriff, he lost his hand in poker; so he had a hook instead. The gravedigger calls "a spade a spade", but what she uses is a shovel. Plus, she was quite suggestive in her talk. Talking about her nice box.

    Returning to Damien. He went out on Halloween, dressed as a goblin. he never came back. Instead, somehow, he became a pumpkin man. His head is just a giant pumpkin. Pretty nifty.

    At the end, you meet him. He just chases you (though you can't run and need to keep your hands on the shoulder or waist of the person infront). Then you greet a Nun. She makes you go into the jail. Inside, is Jack the Card Shark. His head is inside a box which can be pulled around, so he can jump out more often. He just bangs against the wall and there is strobe lighting so you can't see as well. Smoke machine going off and tunnels to crawl through.

    However, I thought the Blood Bath was better. Two tents and you go around in fives. This time, the actors can touch you. They splash you with fake blood, threaten you with a chainsaw, squirt foam at you and can touch your face. This was either dark or just strobe lighting. Hazy throughout and people touching you and such.

    There was a body on a table. Everyone was like, "It's gonna move!". But I said, "No it won't". I was wrong. This woman lunged up and started screaming, "Help me, Get me outta of here!". But her drip kept her in her place.

    This place is amazing. If you can go not this year, go to the one next year. Quality night out. Like the Dungeon experiences at York, London and Edinburgh. Here's the link to the site:

    http://www.scarekingdom.com/

    Though I was kind enough to reveal what happens.

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